It’s funny to think that the year 2090 will come and people born that year will think that being born in 1990 was practically archaic.
Oh hey. I just forgot to mention on here that I finished my freshman year of high school yesterday. Go me.
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
The Oncoming Storm
The Destroyer of Worlds
The Lonely God
A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who.
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
Been doing this my whole life.
Me. And my marriage.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
me getting ready in the morning
oh my god
Omg HAHAHAHAHA!! Morning makeup in 8 seconds?